we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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