Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
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I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
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I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
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