All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
You are a booty call, not a friend.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
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