Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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