Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
I will be naked everywhere
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
Randomize
