Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
Randomize
