Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
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Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
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Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
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