If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
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