fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
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Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
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NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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