Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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