the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
So after we got done with our cardiac arrest patient, I thought how awesome would it be to hook up the defibrillator pads to cook a burrito.
dude... how have they not drug tested you yet?
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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