We won't sleep together?
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
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You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
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Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
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