I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
I had a dream that the allstate guy hooked up with flo from the pregressive insurance commercials and she gave birth to the geico gecco. I need to stop taking ambian.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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