The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
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The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
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My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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