She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
Your topless pictures make me question reality
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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