bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
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On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
.......
I'm just looking out for you.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
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well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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