we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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