Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
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I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
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Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
You should frame my arrest warrant.
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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