i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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