My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
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I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
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our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
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