Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
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Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
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I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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