That's intense
Very drunk. laura says hi. i can't find my pants. i think i'm in philly, but it might be jersey somewhere
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
Is this like a preordered booty call?
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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