What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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