Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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