Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
My mom just invited me to come with them on their honeymoon to Mexico this summer. And I got a Bump-It in my stocking.
Pass the awkward sauce please.
I'm drowning in it here
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
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