foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
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Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
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When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
It took me longer to finish the bottle of scotch we bought together on New Years than it did for her to meet a new guy and get engaged
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
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