Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
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