Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
i think the title to my autobiography shall be, "a bottle of vodka and various pieces of meat"
and this is why you're my favorite gay friend.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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