i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
How do I un-spend everything I bought last night? Seriously...was a penis shaped piñata and enough tequila to fill my bathtub really that necessary?
At least you can say you've literally dumped money down the drain
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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