CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
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