Christians are straight up FREAKS
I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
I want to walk on stilts...naked
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
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so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
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Walked in the bathroom at work and my boss was taking a shit with the stall wide open and responded "oh yeah, I forgot you never have been to prison "
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
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