Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
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Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
Sign #1 that I'm not ready to be a mother: I'm shopping for "maternity fishnets".
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
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That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
Drunk is not a location!
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
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