I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
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If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
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We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
I made my uber driver take a pit stop between clubs so we could restock on Xanax. #priorities
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
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