i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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