yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
I feel like death gave me a hand job
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
She needs sedatives and a leash
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
How drunk was I last night?
You tried to unlock a door with your dick. That drunk.
Not the explanation for the cock bruise that I was looking for.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
Randomize
