Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
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and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
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But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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