Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
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All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
I will pee on everything he values.
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He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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