Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
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i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
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It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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