somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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