She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
The sad part is I didn't even want to get laid. I just wanted the emotional connection, but my vagina was screaming "TOUCH ME. TOUCH ME RIGHT NOW BECAUSE MY DADDY ISSUES ARE MUCH DEEPER THAN MY EMOTIONAL NEEDS!" Vodka has a way of getting me out of my emotions and gets me fucked every time.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
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