I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
you are my patron saint of "too drunk for 9am". i just keep asking myself what would alyssa do as i try to regain motor function
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
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