You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
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What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
Why the fuck did you text me at 4 in the morning telling me not to have sex with the bird?
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
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What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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