shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
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It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
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On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
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