the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
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Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
It was awkward being the only one at the wedding who knows that the bride and groom met when she gave him a lap dance at a strip club
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
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