just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
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or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
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Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
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