you're like a bully in the Christmas story
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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