Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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