We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
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