Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Randomize