Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
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running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
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It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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