covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
Just woke up next to a girl with 30 hot dogs in my bed. Vodka you win again.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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