put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
Dude he downed 9 shots of tequila, sang bohemian rhapsody with 3 randoms Wayne's world style, solo'd closing time, chased the hot bartender's dog all the way to main, tackled him, carried him back, hot bar tender hugged AND kissed him, then he does a jumping heel click and leaps into my car through the window. Next rounds free at the yeti. Needless to say your little brother is a tequila god.
Basically.
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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