i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
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I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
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See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
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